One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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