it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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