Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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