I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Semen is not good for contacts.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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