the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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