To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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