It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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