All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Found your dick twin last night
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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