Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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