Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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