I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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