We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
