I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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