i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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