How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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