I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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