Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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