The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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