Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm both gender and math confused
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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