so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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