This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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