There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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