none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
operation harelip BJ is a go
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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