So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The adults are the big ones right?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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