The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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