kristin has been a bad kristin
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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