that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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