We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
