I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
