Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
the raccoons are back...
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