You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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