this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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