Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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