i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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