She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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