We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Houston, we have a blender
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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