Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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