Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
they need to just BURY HIM!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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