do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
