I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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