On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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