They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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