is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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