they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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