Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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