Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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