I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.