Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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