Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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