Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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