Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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