butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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