He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize