dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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