I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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